What's all this Elitist crap?

All over the 'net I'm hearing gloating Republicans chortling that the 'East Coast elitists' have been defeated. Excuse me? The party of the CEOs beat the party of the labor unions and the Elitists lost? I don't think so.

I'll never understand how working people can think that because Tony Scalia goes hunting, that makes him one of them, or worse, makes them one of Scalia's cronies. The 'who would you rather have a beer with' litmus test has got to be the most pathetic excuse for voting yet. Hey, wake up, Gomer - Cheney is never going to have a beer with you. If he found himself in the same room with you, he'd call security.

When the corporate cronies who own the Republican party close down your factory and outsource your jobs, maybe one or two of you might get a job cleaning out their dogs' kennels, but don't kid yourself that they're ever EVER going to let you marry their daughter.

Honestly, the way Middle America consistently votes against their own best interests, you'd think they enjoyed being abused.

Oh. Whoa. Epiphany...