From Andy Borowitz:
Sept. 27, 2005 - In a televised speech to the nation last night, President George W. Bush praised the Federal government for responding swiftly to Hurricane Rita with well-crafted, high-quality photo opportunities showing him looking concerned. But he said that the government needs to create the impression of concern even faster in the future.
"In times of crisis, the president needs to send the American people the following message," the president concluded. "Message: I look like I care."