Heh

From Andy Borowitz:

Sept. 27, 2005 - In a televised speech to the nation last night, President George W. Bush praised the Federal government for responding swiftly to Hurricane Rita with well-crafted, high-quality photo opportunities showing him looking concerned. But he said that the government needs to create the impression of concern even faster in the future.

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"In times of crisis, the president needs to send the American people the following message," the president concluded. "Message: I look like I care."