Wednesday, December 21, 2005


From the big Dick:

It is good solid sound policy. It is, I'm convinced, one of the reasons we have not been attacked for the last four years. It's absolutely the right thing to do.
I'd like to point out that my camel-repellent, which I have used faithfully for the past, like, decade, has kept my home and yard completely camel-free! If that's not proof of its efficacy, I don't know what is.


At 11:23 PM, Anonymous Ace said...

Another way to keep your home "camel-free" would be to order that handy-dandy bedside table that converts into shield and truncheon at a moment's notice. If any uninvited camels decide to "drop in", you candrive them off with ease.

At 12:21 PM, Blogger PhD9 said...

My whale-repellent swimtrunks have been working like a charm as well.


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