Found unattributed on the 'net. Would credit if I knew the origins:
Subject: Presidential LibraryOkay, maybe it's silly but I laughed.
Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.