The Gang who Couldn't Shoot Straight
The punchlines write themselves: Cheney accidentally shoots fellow hunter
You notice this happened yesterday? They spent the last 24 hours trying to figure out how to cover it up.
... and I think the MSM is editorializing by saying 'accidentally' - they don't know that. They weren't there. Who knows what that old guy might have said to set him off?
FWIW, the last time, to my knowledge, that a VP actually shot someone was when Aaron Burr shot and killed Alexander Hamilton, and he was out of office at the time.
UPDATE: A wag remarks, "maybe it's a good thing Cheney got a long list of deferrments from Vietnam."