W. T. F???

Oh, this is appropriate...

An Elgin pastor for two months regularly spanked a 13-year-old girl with a wooden stick to punish her for claiming she had been sexually abused by a relative, police said Thursday, a day after arresting the clergyman on a charge of battery.

For two months? I suggest they add a charge of sexual abuse to that of battery. There's no way he wasn't getting his jollies here.