Subtle, yet effective

For those of you in search of the True Meaning of Christmas, I give you... the burning cross: The American Family Association is selling this little fashion statement for a mere $81.85.

Decorate this holiday season with the Original Christmas Cross to remind your friends, family, neighbors, and all who drive by your home, office, or church of the real meaning of Christmas. You won't find the Original Christmas Cross in stores, so order online today!

For those of you having to cut back this Christmas, I should point out that you can achieve the same effect with a pair of two-by-fours and some gasoline. Dramatic, too!