Superheroes

Yes, our elected representatives are Renaissance Men all, Leonardo-like in the depth and breadth of their knowledge and abilities. For proof, here's this, from NYT:

Abortion opponents say there is particularly strong support for one of their newest legislative initiatives, the proposed Unborn Child Pain Awareness Act, which would require women seeking abortions after 20 weeks to be told that Congress has determined that the fetus can feel pain and to be offered pain-relieving medication for it.

I'll bet their lab is in a hidden underground facility. Don't you think Denny Hastert looks just adorable in a labcoat?

Thanks to No Capital for the tip.