The new memes are out

Get yours today, hot off the RNC blast-faxes.

Meme1: No one's to blame for a hurricane, dammit!

This choice fresh meme is useful for rebutting liberal moonbats who suggest that perhaps cut funding for levee maintenance might be partially responsible for the flooding and resultant non-storm-related damage and hardship.

Meme2: If you don't have the brains to evacuate when told to, your problems are your own

A wonderful flavor of the Bush Ownership Society; if you're poor, it's your own fault. If you are stranded without transportation because you're poor, it's your own fault. Refugees from Katrina, suck it up - accept personal responsibility for your predicament.

Meme3: Help is on the way; you can't turn a battleship around on a dime. Supplies and assistance will be there soon.

Like, ooooh, maybe early next week. If people die from dehydration or from disease through drinking the contaminated water in the meantime, it's their own fault for being there in the first place. See Meme2.

Meme4: We're doing everything we can

When we get around to it. And the LA and MO national guard in Iraq are doing MUCH more important work where they are, protecting us from terrorists so they don't, you now, come over here and maybe destroy our ports or something.