Scott McClellan is a fascist fucking pig

Pardon my 'french', but really... From the gaggle. Thomas is Helen Thomas, Grand Duchess of the White House Press Corps.

THOMAS It has nothing to do with -- Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11.

McCLELLAN: Well, you have a very different view of the war on terrorism, and I'm sure you're opposed to the broader war on terrorism. The President recognizes this requires a comprehensive strategy, and that this is a broad war, that it is not a law enforcement matter.

Terry.

TERRY MORAN On what basis do you say Helen is opposed to the broader war on terrorism?

McCLELLAN: Well, she certainly expressed her concerns about Afghanistan and Iraq and going into those two countries. I think I can go back and pull up her comments over the course of the past couple of years.

MORAN And speak for her, which is odd.

Huge big red-lipstick smooches to ABC's Terry Moran for calling the little pig on it. Terry wins a spot in my Boyfriend Training Program.