I'm serious. Just fuck 'em and forget 'em.
I say let 'em go. Let them have their freaky little fundie enclave. Because it's always fucking Kansas that keeps trying to enshrine their particular religious beliefs in law. So let's just leave them to it for a generation or three. It's too bad for the non-fundies living there, but there's a lot of other states where their beliefs might actually be respected, and we can just leave Kansas to the inbred.
Sigh. Got no patience for this shit any more.