Isn't this sweet?

Dobson's 'Focus on Family' is certainly MY first choice for advice on sexuality...

Focus on the Family, which has a long history of opposing LGBT rights, plans to distribute 5,000 stress balls at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade carrying the address of the organization's advice Web site.

"Too many people are living their lives in quiet desperation, hurting and struggling through troubling situations because they just aren't sure where to turn for help," said Steve Watters, director of marriage and family formation for Focus on the Family.

"Our objective with this campaign is to reach as many of those people as possible and offer them the help they desperately need," Waters said in a press release.

On second thought, before I'd send people to the FOF website, I'd recommend a hearty icepick in the eyes - it'll hurt less, and not feel quite so demeaning.