Tuesday, May 02, 2006

I'm a genius

You know it's true. I've just come up with a solution to our illegal immigration problem. Ready?

Annex Mexico.

Simple and direct. Take the whole thing. All Mexicans are immediately US citizens. Think about it. We can steal all their oil, and no one said we'd have to, like, fix their problems or anything - look how much we're doing in the Gulf States (hint, nada).

It would perhaps satisfy the Naked Emperor's thirst for conquest for a while, until we can get rid of him. He can wear a Banana Republican Dictator's uniform and strut around wearing medals he awards himself.

Then the whole language thing becomes cute, like the way those old-timers in Maine talk, a-yup and all. Who ever told them to 'learn English'? No, we like regional variations when it's within the US. So... We just extend the US.

Problem solved.

5 Comments:

At 12:50 AM, Blogger jj mollo said...

Glenn Reynolds alreay suggested that. I've suggested that we should make them annex us instead.

 
At 2:03 AM, Blogger Ralph said...

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At 2:12 AM, Blogger Ralph said...

There is no end to the inane and dangerous non-issues that Rove and his Republican elves can devise. How can we struggle against every possible hate and prejudice at once? There is an unending supply of such divisive crap.

Remember, we are supposed to hate homosexuals, non-Christians (especially Muslims), non-whites, liberals, immigrants, Communists, the French, peace activists, trial lawyers, feminists, the U.N., Hillary Clinton, Hollywood, and probably quite a few more people and groups I have forgotten about.

How can sanity ever prevail in the cesspool these people have created?

 
At 2:51 AM, Blogger Arachnae said...

Well, when Glenn Reynolds and I make the same suggestion, it's clearly something that can be embraced by the entire spectrum of the american body politic. We have a winner!

 
At 2:34 PM, Anonymous duane said...

bravo!

 

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