Croning

One of my many freelance gigs (in expiation of my sins, I guess) is updating a bunch of pages about celebs, and I now know way more about the likes of Eminem and Nelly than I really wanted to.

Yesterday I discovered I'm one half year older than Oprah. And I thought she was older than God; maybe like babysat him when he was little or something.

Determined to look on the brighter side, as is my wont, I shall now refer to Oprah as 'that bratty little Winfrey child'.