I think I'll go shopping

NYT: 25-year-old law student buys the New York Observer... succeeds in making the Prairie Angel feel very very old.

Gawker:

A 25-year-old law student just bought the Observer. Let that sink in. Stare at your hands. Take a deep breath. Now piss on your resume and shoot yourself in the head.

Looking on the bright side, Gawker notices he's kinda hot.