More PageGate

From the NYTimes:

“This is a political problem, and we need to step up and do something dramatic,” Representative Ray LaHood of Illinois said afterward, adding that he had proposed abolishing the Congressional page program.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Get all those young nubile walking, talking temptations the hell out of there and voila. Problem solved. You know what? Some guys don't seem to be able to control themselves around grown women, either, so they should probably do something about that too. Maybe a head-to-toe system of veiling, with perhaps a mesh grid to peep out of so they can see where they're going? You think? I bet something like that would be well received by the women of Capitol Hill...

"This is a political problem." That tells you all you need to know about the GOP in a five words.