Universal Suspect Located
'Admitted 9/11 mastermind' Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is sure going to close a lot of cases:
During the hearing, Mohammed also acknowledged he planned, financed or ran training for a catalog of high-profile terrorist attacks, including operations to assassinate several U.S. presidents and to destroy world-famous landmarks such as Chicago's Sears Tower, the Panama Canal and London's Big Ben.I've also been informed by sources close to the investigation that he put the bop in the bop shu bop shu bop and the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder.
He said he was behind Richard Reid's attempted shoe bombing of an airliner over the Atlantic, the Bali, Indonesia, nightclub bombing and the 1993 World Trade Center attack.
And I strongly suspect that this individual moved my cheese!