Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Cheney to remain above ground!

Heh - this just in, from Newsweek:

Cheney to Spend a Month Above Ground
Will expose himself to sunlight to boost White House approval ratings

Sept. 20, 2005 - Vice President Dick Cheney said today that in an effort to pump up the White House's anemic approval ratings he would remain above ground for an entire month and would not return to his secure, undisclosed location until November.

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But according to Dr. Lars Krenzel, a scientist who studies the habitats and migration patterns of vice presidents for the University of Minnesota, Dick Cheney's extended visit to the earth's surface means "a journey into the unknown." "There is no way of predicting how Dick Cheney will respond to the earth's atmosphere," said Dr. Krenzel. "One thing is certain, however: whether he is above ground or below ground, his Halliburton stock will continue to rise."

Elsewhere, NASA said it would return to the moon by 2018, and FEMA said it would return its phone calls by 2020.

4 Comments:

At 7:48 PM, Anonymous Ace said...

Arachnae:

You know perfectly well that NASA and FEMA are both lying here.

NASA isn't going back to the moon and FEMA will NEVER return any phone calls.

Just saying...

 
At 7:58 PM, Blogger Antares said...

He may be above ground but I'll bet he only comes out at night.....

 
At 8:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone who disagrees, here, please speak up, but WHO ON EARTH thinks Cheney is in the least bit charismatic?

Good God, I don't want to meet those who think he is...

 
At 9:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's Cheney???

 

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