Sucks to be you.

Take a moment (but only a moment - don't hurt yourself or anything) to feel a tiny amount of pity for poor Jeb Bush:

Florida's governor tried to take some of the blame off the Federal Emergency Management Agency, which many critics faulted for a slow response in the earlier hurricane.

"If anybody wants to blame anybody, blame me," the governor said. "Don't blame FEMA. This is our responsibility, and we are doing a good job."

You know, it must really suck to have to fall on your sword periodically to provide some pathetic amount of cover for your older, stupider, meaner brother.

Too bad your family is such a cabal of primogeniture-believing Tories, Jeb. Just think, if your folks had only embraced and believed in American principles, you might not have had to wait for the Dauphin to have his turn. Now it's too late - the Bush name won't play in Peoria for the next generation or three.