You ready for Halloween?
DCeiver, who's been subbing for Wonkette lately, has his/hers all ready:
I'll be going as FEMA's Michael Brown -- which means I'll be coming to the party late, bringing no refreshments, offering no help, and ordering the National Guard to use lethal force if any poor people touch the toilet paper.
...Until then, just remember what our President always says: "9-11! 9-11! 9-11! Booga-booga!"